Rant!Vancouver

Why can’t bums not yell in the middle of the night? And maybe explore ways to make their shopping carts quieter..

shut it

It’s 8:45 in the am, I’ve just barely had enough energy to pull my ass out of bed and pound back a coffee. When I get on the bus I just want to be able to sit (preferabbly) and enjoy my book in silence before my mind shifts to work mode. I don’t need to be lectured on how smoking causes cancer, how your brothers had stomach cancer and needed it cut out, how jesus hates me and everything in between. Lady, you are psychotic and following me. With the way you act there’s no way you can be taking the bus to work every morning and you’re heading the opposite direction of River View. Where do you go?! I used to get stuck on the bus every morning with you in East Van and I would have thought moving to the Kits area would be enough to get away from you. Quit following me and leave me alone!

Soultrance

You know what I hate? Ranting!

Mikey

What right do these homophobic bridge crossers think they have by coming into the westend and shouting homophobic slurs at us? I have been called a fag on many occasions by these Slayer ticket holding, straw chewing, sheep screwing homophobes and I’m sick of it. Stay home! How many more gay bashings and anti-gay incidents have to occur before we put up an anti-hick fence and keep them out for good. We dont come to your neighborhoods and harass you, so just stay the hell away!

JM

Seriously what is with the old people feeding bread to the seagulls in the back alleys in the West End? C’mon lady nobody wants to hear the birds squaking at 5:30 AM in the morning. Just because you are awake doesn’t mean that others are.

SD